Poaching 10 commandments
- I Whatever you do, don’t break the law
- II Always buy a lift ticket
- III Hit ‘em where and when they least expect it; but make sure to keep it safe, keep it inbounds, and always wear safety equipment.
- IV Bro down with the enemy
- V Keep it peaceful, maaaaaan
- VI Always respect ski patrol; even if they tackle you
- VII Scout for forbidden fruits, study trail maps and satellite images online
- VIII Remember: Ass out, knees bent in the moguls
- IX Splitboarding is your friend
- X Last but not least, keep it brofressional
Source: www.burton.com/poachers
